So in much happier news, the New Moon trailer debuted yesterday evening. And since it debuted yesterday evening in North America, that means I woke up to a link from M. this morning on Facebook.
Let's be straight here. I have no idea why I'm in love with the Twilight Series, and Edward in particular. Let's face it. He's controlling, moody, and a stalker. Those are the sorts of things normal girls want to stay away from. But for some reason, Stephenie Meyer makes this sort of behaviour charming. Maybe it's just because she's so in love with Edward herself that she can't stop describing "the perfect planes of his chest," and Bella's "favourite crooked smile." For some reason, Meyer makes the stalking seem endearing. And what's with all the reviews that diss her writing skills? If she can make a cold-blooded psycho cuddly and charming, she must have some sort of talent.
So, anyway. I've been sucked in, too. (I'm telling you, that Meyer woman is a magic-worker.) I read all the books after M. practically forced me to. (aka She used guilt tactics by buying them for me.) And, despite the ridiculously terrible acting, I got all giddy like a pre-pubescent girl when the Twilight movie came out.
Have you seen the New Moon trailer? Have you? Because Edward/Robert Pattinson, I'm telling you, is a thing of the past. Not only does Taylor Lautner as Jacob stick around to pick up the pieces after Bella gets ditched, he is FRICKING HOT doing it. Yes, I know he's seventeen. And I don't care. I'll take those abs over R.P.'s skinny butt any day.
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And did you see Laurent's creepy red eyes? How, exactly, did they not do that for the first movie?
Okay, slow down, slow down. Deep breaths.. I'm okay now.
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