20 December 2012

Things I Wanted to Know before Dying

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here I go with the Mayan end-of-the-world drama again.

In case you haven't figured it out yet, I like making lists, and pretending I'm going to die tomorrow gives me a good excuse to make more lists. Plus, my penchant for trying to make things sound as exciting as possible (which I typically fail miserably at) means I'm a sucker for sensationalism.

So, if I pretend that I am going to die tomorrow, here are some things I would be sad about not ever finding out:
  • Who is the mother of Ted Mosby's children?
  • Was Django Unchained as good as it was supposed to be?
  • Who wrote me that cryptic Facebook message before I moved back to Germany?
  • Does Nicholas Brody ever make it to Canada?
  • How much wood could a woodchuck really chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  • Why has my asthma been so bad the last year? / Why has a large percentage of my body flat-out given up on me?
  • Where is the best place to buy a good mattress that is both affordable and will last me for many years to come?
  • Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

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